kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

felizverde:

piplups:

my god that gif was made for this moment

dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

clestroying:

Lettuce is just crunchy water

(Source: clestroying)

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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kenby:

why u lick me

(Source: tschaikovsky)

neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you


catholicnun:

Sorry

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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(Source: j6)