was about to make a post about how disappointed i am that the nicki minaj wikia isnt called “wiki minaj” but
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
How To Deal With A Crush
My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.
hot people are so lucky im so pissed